The Ideal Prisoner
- Geoffrey Clarfield
- Sep 17, 2018
- 1 min read
the model prisoner
always dressed in white
was six foot two
really looked his height
been there for decades
was so well behaved
For forty two cigarettes
He would deliver a bottle of after-shave
He would deliver a toque
Deliver some coke
He could deliver a choke
But not if you were broke
The ideal prisoner
A tenant for life
He had killed three at a party
is now serving life
Oh what a marvel is man
That you, dear Lord
Can be mindful of his tan
A man in a land
With walls white as sand
